[2009: They didn't give me a lot of space this month. Michael Bay is probably grateful]
"Bad Boys 2"
"Bad Boys 2" had plenty of top notch action sequences but was too stupid for words.
[2009: Directed by Michael Bay, you'll see a theme develop in my comments about his movies in the future. "Too stupid for words" might be the nicest thing I say...]
Still in Theaters
"Bend it Like Beckham" was just released to most cineplexes. Be sure to catch it.
[2009: Featuring a tomboyish Keira Knightley. There, I said it. Mandatory plug accomplished.]
"Lara Croft Tomb Raider The Cradle of Life"
[2009: This is the sequel to "Tomb Raider." I have no memory of this movie aside from Lara Croft using a jet ski. No other memories whatsoever.]
"Spy Kids 3 Game Over"
It’s bad enough "Spy Kids 3" is a pale comparison of the first two movies of the series, but number three is in 3D. Didn’t that flop in the 50s and again in the 70s? Skip it.